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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

4 Month Pictures

OK, if you are looking at this blog entry, and you're disappointed because you were hoping to find the really humiliating outtakes from my 4 month photo shoot, please see "Blooper Real (2nd Edition)."

For those of you who are not evil, feel free to take a look at the good ones below. My mom thinks these are the best ones yet. There were too many to choose from, so these are just a few.



Blooper Reel (2nd Edition)

My mom said that the last time she put the outtakes from my photo shoot on the blog, it was a big hit... So I'm swallowing my pride and letting you see some of the pictures that didn't quite make the cut.


Does this tutu make my chin look big?

I'm sorry - does it look like I'm comfortable in this tiny seat? I think not.


Is it incredible to anyone else that I'm holding this football with my freakishly small feet? Hey Mom, whatcha got in that breast milk? I think I might have had one drink too many.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Happy Turkey Day

Every Thursday, I go to my Aunt Becky's house while Grandma Gigi goes to help the church. I have so much fun over at her house. See... Look how happy I am (please disregard all the dimples on my legs... I'm a little insecure, but my mom tells me they are so cute).She has a dog named Molly that I'm good friends with. Here we are - Maddy and Molly - two peas in a pod.Aunt Becky even dresses us up sometimes so that we match. Notice Molly's pumpkin handkerchief (what a fun word to say)! By the way, if you could see my shirt, it says, "I'm so cute it's scary." Ain't that the truth.

OK, I know my mom and dad always brag about me, and talk about how gifted and advanced I am... but here's the proof. I'm even knowledgeable about other cultures...
How!Well, for those of you I won't see until after this Thursday, HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Ok, we've all had a good laugh. Now will someone please take this turkey hat off? Whaaaaaaa!

Monday, November 10, 2008

So Sorry Aunt Judy

Aunt Judy...
Please, please, please forgive my mom. It's devastating to me what she did to you, leaving you off of the blog and all. Look what it's done to me. I can't even contain myself. If you don't forgive her - I don't think I'll ever stop crying. My mom's kind of an airhead sometimes, but it's not really her fault, she was just made that way. But what if it rubs off on me... oh geez... whaaaaaaaaa!







If she ever does that to you again... I'll show her what for.





Sunday, November 9, 2008

My First Halloween

For those of you looking at this picture and thinking that I had two Halloween costumes, you are mistaken. This is just another ridiculous outfit that they put me in to make me look like a little stuffed animal. It stinks for me because it comes equipped with footies and little bear mittens, so I can't even stare at my toes or put my whole fist in my mouth... two of my favorite things to do. RATS! Here's the real money maker.

Look! They don't even care that you can't see my face in this picture. They just carted me around all night as their little penguin accessory and showed me off to the whole neighborhood. I have to admit, I kind of liked the attention.
Couldn't they have at least taken off my webbed feet? Nope... I slept in the entire outfit - head gear and all. Despite the very silly costume, this did turn out to be a very special Halloween, because I got to meet my Great Grandma Rosella, two Great Aunts (Kay and Mary), one EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL Great Aunt Judy (to whom my mom is forever indebted for so rudely leaving off this list the first time around), my dad's cousin Jenny, and her two daughters Maggie and Georgia. Here I am with my Great Grandma. Just in case you don't recognize me without my costume, I'm the tiny one with the chubby legs and the sweet jean jacket.